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An elephant hired for a wedding in India caused $303,000 worth of damage in a sex-crazed frenzy. Apparently the elephant sensed an in-heat female nearby, which triggered him to go completely ape shit. He "charged a lawn full of wedding guests before flipping over 20 cars in a nearby parking lot. Six hours later, the elephant was brought under control via tranquilizer.
The only thing I've got to say to this elephant is: "I feel you bro." When I'm hanging out at my cousin's wedding and I see some chick from a few aisles up turning around and giving me the eye, the first thing I do is uppercut the person sitting next to me right in the jaw. At that point the elephant rage sets in and I start kicking people out of their chair as I make my way towards the parking lot. Flipping SUV's is not that big of a deal, even when a good 30 percent of my blood flow has made its way down south. After about 15 flipped automobiles, I've just about had my fix, but I'm still DTF. I make my way back to the wedding reception and needless to say, the chick is beyond impressed and the rest is all cake.
It's crazy what we, as well as the other members of our beloved animal kingdom, will do when the mood strikes. It's like the first few seconds of "Let's Get it On" by Marvin Gaye. It's why Clegg stole Kenny Power's truck in that episode of Eastbound and Down. It's a powerful impulse that drives us to do crazy things, like my man the elephant has demonstrated.
What's the craziest thing you've done (or heard of) in order to get laid??
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